tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here. now THIS was the essence of the 90s
YOU’LL CALL NOW
oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went
I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.
OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL
I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it
i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like
i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.
oh man, there was also one about a new furnace in the winter~ i think it ran way less though
They used to show this commercial on Cartoon Network. CARTOON NETWORK!
Ok. So I have watched the majority of the Every. Simpsons. Ever. marathon. I have deduced that Homer Simpson, while not a guy you would probably want to know in real life, is actually an amazing father.
Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.
That Doritos commercial with the mom asking her kids to help, and then one of them says “I don’t know, can you?” pisses me off so much. If my kid were that disrespectful, I would not hesitate to smack the shit out of them, not offer them Doritos. Shit, if I was that disrespectful to my mother, I wouldn’t have any teeth left. That kind of behavior is unacceptable.
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