My brother is home from the hospital!!
Serious question. How do people keep strapless dresses up? I have ginormous boobs, and I can’t find a strapless bra that stays in place, let alone keep a strapless dress up. How is that a thing?
I just remembered…
and of course, the most famous:
So, was Freddie perfect at everything he did or what? The amount of talent that man had is so awe-inspiring and incredibly humbling. It’s a damn shame he had to leave us so soon, but the fact that he left such an impact in his time and forever after does give me some comfort.
"I just want to get an erection so I can give it to my mom."
Who wants to finish my homework for me? Anyone? Hello?
My poor little brother was bitten by a water moccasin. On the plus side (according to him), the lady from “Swamp Wars” was the one who delivered his antivenom, and he got a picture with her, so he’s pleased about that. But his entire left leg is swollen and gross looking. When I stopped by he was complaining about the quality of television.
Update on my brother. He’s in ICU and they had to helicopter anti-venom in from another hospital for him.
My brother came home at 2 in the morning, crying because his foot was bleeding and swollen. My brother doesn’t cry when he’s in pain, a lot of pain. My mother took him to the ER.
And what infuriated me about this situation is the first words out of my dad’s mouth were “well, that’s what happens when you go out and get drunk.” Now, when my brother first got home we didn’t know that he was bitten by a snake. But the very fact that those were the first words out of his mouth pisses me off more than anything else. I immediately corrected him, because my brother was not drunk at all. But seriously, give the guy the fucking benefit of a doubt.